1.Mr. Johnson's Head Remix
Sitting in the class with my head on the desk
Teacher's trying to talk but i could give a fuck less
I'm staring at the freak that i know i'm in love with
But she don't even know my name it's always been the same
I just lay my head down and drown in my spit
Nobody even notices i'm here cuz i ain't shit
I hear voices but i don't know what they saying
Sweat is on my forehead cuz my brain's inside decaying
And this bitch that i love probably don't have no idea
She's talking to her friends i'm in the corner and i see her
Something's happening but it isn't very clear
Sounds like a bell, sounds like an electric chair
Next thing i know walking in the crowded hall
So many different faces that i throw up on the wall
Some are yelling 'sick' and the others stop and stare
But i don't care, i'm in a hurry going nowhere
See, my head is spinning cuz i'm lonely and i'm twisted
But i have a secret everybody missed it
Just a nobody and i think it's a drag
But i got mr. johnson's head in my bookbag
I couldn't stand the pressure, not another day
I didn't like the fucker mr. johnson anyway
I sat up in his class, he hung a rebel flag
I cut the bigots head off and i stuffed it in my bag
I wish somebody knew me cuz then they could say i'm wrong
But since nobody knows me i got it going on
I'm staring at the clock, i listen for the tock
I gotta couple food stamps folded in my sock
I guess i'm just a ghost cuz everybody walks through me
If i died in class they would probably say they knew me
Or they wouldn't care, they wouldn't even move
A dead body rotting in the back of the room
For weeks and months, stinking up the class
Until somebody noticed then they throw me in the trash
I can hear the teacher man talking about columbus
He nothing but an old dead fuck with a compass
Ran up on a beach and threw everybody off
And then he claimed discovery and now we all applaud
I don't give a fuck to learn your uncle went to hell
I'm trapped in mind and my brain is my cell
But i have a key, it's called insanity
I stick in my brain to unlock eternity
Just a nobody and i think it's a drag
But i got mr. johnson's head in my bookbag
I couldn't stand the pressure, not another day
I didn't like the fucker mr. johnson anyway
I sat up in his class, he hung a rebel flag
I cut the bigots head off and i stuffed it in my bag
'okay, today we're gonna learn about a great freedom. if you'll
turn
Your textbooks to chapter four we'll get started. america's the
Land of the free, we all live together in the same wealthy
community
And we are alternate equals. yes？'
'man, mr. johnson already taught us this. ain't he ever coming
back？'
'uh, uh, he's, uh, very ill right now.'
No, they can sit and front about it all day
But i left his fucking body in the hallway
And in the morning they opened up the door
And seen his motherfucking carcass laying on the floor
But they would never suspect me i'm just a nerd
I try to speak my word, it always goes unheard
I could chop my arms off and run around the class
I doubt they'd even notice, but i'd be dying fast
Cuz they'd rather learn about redneck chicker
Who owned a couple slaves but i guess it doesn't matter
Fuck washington, benjamin, fuck em all ah
They can suck my nuts till they wood teeth fall out
And the class wanna know who could it be
But i'm like dewey boodie, you ain't never heard of me
I'm just a nobody and i think it's a drag
But i got his motherfucking melon chilling in my bookbag
I couldn't stand the pressure, not another day
I didn't like the fucker mr. johnson anyway
I sat up in his class, he hung a rebel flag
I cut the bigots head off and i stuffed it in my bag
2.Clown Love
Gangsters bangin
Nuts straight hanging
Chillen in the alleyway
Signs straight beemin
Up in the air i hear they don't care
Get your mutha fucken melon busted for a stare
Luv pumpin through the heart, flowin through the veins
Pop a mutha fucka like it aint no thang
Blood shit eyes from puffin on the bud
Let me see that rag, let me see that luv
Roamin through the hood top cut down
Car packed so full it's fucken on the ground
Max with the homies spitten on the hoes
Stop in the store for a cold 4-0
Grabbin on your balls
Straight slanging stalls
Fuck the gang squad tryin to take me out my home
Check my neck and i got yours
Cuz roll with yourself and keep that clown luv
(2x) throw your signs in the air
What's that？ i don't check, i don't care
Cuz i'm down with the clown everywhere
Cuz much clown luv is in here
Hey homes what's that you claim？ i'm in the rhymin game
Wicked clown banging i'm just a mutha fucka that's down for the
cause
You can suck on my balls, unless you got clown luv
Put 'em up
Throw 'em up
Let me see them mutha fuckas
Flip 'em up
Flip 'em down
Flip 'em around
Mutha fuckas mind all warped
From breathin all the smog
I'm all up in the shit, like if my name was frog
Damn i heard a shot, but i got luck
The mutha fuckas missed it's time to shoot 'em up
Here come the sirens i hear 'em gettin close
Here come the squad, it's time to get ghost
If you wanna stay you get beat by a pig
Fuck that shit cuz were i live
My boys got my neck and i got theirs
Cuz i'm true to myself, bitch
Clown luv
Throw your signs in the air
What's that？
I don't check, i don't care
Cuz i'm down with the clown everywhere
Cuz much clown luv is in here (2x)
Hey what the fuck you lookin at mang
My rag, my flannel, or the club in my hand？
Well here go ahead, take a closer look
Thanx for the wallet bitch
Give me them ducats, mutha fucken child
Too busy doing other things like hangin with my mob
Crew got my neck, when push come to shove
Never sell out yourself, and keep that clown luv
Throw your signs in the air
What's that？ i don't check, i don't care
Cuz i'm down with the clown everywhere
Cuz much clown luv is in here
3.Hokus Pokus Headhuta'z Remix
Serial slaughtering' stranglers,
Jugular jugglin' jugglars,
Folded, fat floppy tittyed freaks...
Ic fuckin' p's in the haugh!(hoo hoo!)
Abracadabra, boom shaka day,
I'm violent j, and i'm back like a vertebrae.
And i come with a hat full of tricks,
Trunk full of faygo, car full of fat chicks.
Ha ha-ha ha ha ha-ha-ha, fuck you.
Wicked clowns, we'd like to say what's up, to the cobras, x-men,
and counts,
And everybody with clown love, even sucks i never heard of.
Roll into town, and out with the big top,
Four cards down, and two more still to drop.
And when it does, i'd pack up and hit the road,
Cuz i don't wanna see your head explode!
Toss me an ax, and i'll toss you a dead chicken,
Add a buck, to get a two liter wit' 'em.
And when the genie says on with the show, it's
Hokus pokus joker's, great milenko.
(once again, it's the psychotic carnival creatures in the
haugh...)
Hokus pokus joker's ride,
Come take a spin on a carny-ride (southwest slivering snakes of
darkness.)
Hokus pokus joker's ride,
Come take a spin on a carny-ride
Shazaam, bam!
Shaka-laka look, its shaggy the clown back like scoliosis,
Call me a psycho-skitzo-freak, and i'll call you by your name!
(dick anus)
Cuz i could give two shits and a fuck, i bounce down frimmer in
a popcorn-clown truck.
I'm a circus ninja southwest voodoo wizard, i grab ya gizzard!
Jump on the carpet, let's take a spin,
Everybody's waitin' for the show to begin.
Up to the top, by the neck, and let ya go, (wow!)
Try to land in a glass of faygo! (uh!)
You suck!
Ya missed the fuckin' glass, broke ya neck, and busted ya
fuckin' ass,
But the genie says on with the show,
Hokus pokus jokers,
Great milenko!
(what awaits you after death？ rub the lamp and explore!)
Hokus pokus joker's ride, come take a spin on a carny-ride
(enter milenko's funhouse! walk right through the wretched
hall!)
Hokus pokus joker's ride, come take a spin on a carny-ride
F-f-fuck off! f-f-fuck off!
Clown dog... freak dog... joker dog... milenko dog...
(visions of joker cards flashing in your mother's face!)
Hokus pokus joker's ride, come take a spin on a carny-ride
Rude boy and chunky, down wit' the clown,
First time we ever went to mexican town.
I remember, we couldn't pay the bill, they got hot,
And beat us down in the fucking parking lot! (fuck you!)
Tall jess, jump steady, and nate the mack,
Tagged icp by the train tracks!
And it was on, the dawn of a new day,
Magical carpets creepin' down the freeway. (hoo hoo)
Walked in a gypsy's tent with a food stamp,
And walked out with a magical limp, yeah,
I met milenko, he gave me three wishes,
That night, i fucked three fat bitches!
Stank, get the fuck wit' it, forget it,
I'll rip ya face off, and wipe my ass wit' it!
When the genie says on with the show,
It's hokus pokus jokers, great milenko!
(primal order, magic train, come join us in song!)
Hokus pokus jokers ride
Come take a spin on the carney ride
(city to village, hamlet to town, the show must go on!)
Hokus pokus jokers ride
Come take a spin on the carney ride
(giant ladies, bearded ladies, radiant ladies! ladies？)
Hokus pokus jokers ride
Come take a spin on the carney ride
(clouds of darkness, and underneath them come the clowns!)
Hokus pokus jokers ride
Come take a spin on the carney ride
Fuck that
4.Red Christmas
Jiggle my mutha fucken balls bitch
Insane clown posse back in this mutha fucka
Hey yo violent j, whats up？
It's christmas, time for a sadah
Maybe your wife, maybe your daughter
It's midnight, i land my sleigh
Make way for jolly st. j
Climb down the chimney, for the murder
Dressed as the fat man everyone's heard of
Shimmy down, shimmy down, what the fuck？
Somebody help me, i'm stuck
Now what to do？
I feel whack i got stuck in a chimney stack
But i hack
And shimmer on down santa claus clown
Can't fuck around, now livingroom, shhh, i creep
Tiptoe's cuz they asleep
I pulled out the ax and slid down the hall
I got a gift for all of ya'll
What's that？ i better hide quick
Oh fuck, it's the real st. nick
And he musta been taken a shit
But regardless, i better move quick, now
So i jumped him, santa's no joke
Fucked around got my damn neck broke
He strap, shot, he didn't miss (gunshots and ho ho ho)
'i'm dreaming of a dead christmas,
The kind you'll never have again,
Cuz if you have a dead christmas,
That means you're dead and that's the end'
Have a merry christmas you fuckin chump,
Seasons greatings loser, yo 2 dope kick it!
Jack frost nibbles, ha, but fuck that
I aint got a home so he nibbles on my nutsack
And my buttcrack, toes, and elbows
My nutz is froze
Fuck you hoes
So i made a friend like me, a snow man
He was down with the clown like a blow man
Had a hat and eyes outta charcoal
And a pipe, we fill it with endo
Me and him sang songs in the snowflakes
He ate snowballs, i ate cornflakes
And we both would freeze our ballz off
I was there every time his head fallz off
I put it back on for him with a smile
He was my boy, made from a snow pile
Then the storm came, a blizzard
Snow, wind, ice, a blizzard
We pulled through we hid in an alley
The next day it was like sunny valley
He was meltin i was just fine
He got pissed and pulled out a nine
'if i'm gonna die you should come with me cuz we boyz' (gunshot)
it hit me
Damn i'm dyin, i'm dead he got his wish
And all i got was another red christmas
'silent night, violent fight
Now i'm dead
One to the head
Christmas this year seemed so whack'
Happy new year bitch boy i got a new years resolution
For your chicken ass mutha to kiss my mutha fucken ass, woo!
jingle bellz, jingle bellz jingle all the way
Pass your fucken mom up if the icp don't play,
Hey wicked clowns, wicked clowns
Bitches drop your drawers
Don't talk back just suck my sack and fiddle with my ballz
Yeah, icp, southwest for life,
Christmas time know what i'm sayin,
Mr. chris cringle, you fat bitch, mutha fucka never came,
Shit, i'm a slap your across your red ass face mutha fucka, ugh
Southwest down
On the 12th day of christmas my true love gave to me
12 dead chicken boys
11 stinking bitches
10 bigot's dying
9 mothers bitching
8 crackhead babies
7 redneck hoes
6 rotting bodies
5 cases of faygo, hey!
4 neden holes
3 fat stanks
2 splatterd dogs and
1 dead governor e
5.House Of Wonders
so there you are, your sittin' there just kinda chillin'
Oh richie boy, you look a little bit like dillan
The 90210 bitch with the funny hair
So i'm a change a few things around here and there
Start with your eyes, i pluck 'em out your head
And pull your balls out your sack and stick 'em there instead
Then i'll stamp all your toes and stick 'em in your noes
And pull the hair out your head until your skull shows
Yeah i'm all syked we gotta fix you for the show tonight
But your lips man to me they just a little right
They could be a little fatter, even more
So fuckin' fat bitch your lip is draggin' on the floor
Tie your tongue into a knot and stretch it out
And tack a sign on it tellin' what your all about
Set you up cause now your ready so +open+ up the +door+
Cause at the house of wonders you're the freak show
Carnival thrills
Carnival chills
Carnival excites you
Carnival kills
Ah, ooh, ah, oh
Another freak show from the juggaluggalo (2x)
So there you are
Come on in chicky wow, aint you a pretty？
I think i'll start with the silicone that's in your titty
I'll pull it out, put it in your forehead and cheek
So now you look like the elephant bitch freak
Don't try and run chicky poo, i'm just gettin started
I'll beat your head in with the brick untill you're half
retarded
Remember the ugly girl you laughed at, at the prom？
Don't try to laugh now bitch you look like her mom
It came to tuesday but it's starin at
I stuff you full of chilli cheese dogs and make you +fat+
Then i stretch your fuckin lips and stick 'em in your ear
So all the evil shit you talk, only you can hear
I shave you bald and glue your titty on the top
Then i spin ya on your nipple until you drop
+hey+, almost ready jump steady？ open the door
Cause at the house of wonders you're the freak show
Carnival thrills
Carnival chills
Carnival excites you
Carnival kills
Ah, ooh, ah, oh
Another freak show from the juggaluggalo (3x)
Oh my god
Oh oh oh my god
Oh oh my god
Oh my god
So there you are
Chorus to out
6.Mr. Rotten Treats
Um well j that was an interesting halloween story
Um anybody else have another halloween story they'd like to
share with the class？
I have another one
Well you have just told your story j
So what bitch, you sit here every day and tell stories
I'll tell a story in this mutha fucka j
See he doesn't want me to tell my story
Cuz he know my story, it's about mr. rotten treats
All your parents know my story too
They don't tell you about him though
Long ago they all killed mr.rotten treats
They're scared that you'll talk about 'em, they're scared that
He'll come back from the dead, they're all scared he'll cut your
fucken ass
Welcome too, the other side
That's what they told me when i died
I was stabbed in the head
Look what ya done dead
All the blood bled, one juggalo dead i
T was a cold, dark, scary halloween night
My neighbors and their people they didn't realy like me right
So they came and burn down my world
Just because i like to murder they boys and girls
It was the halloween
I never ment to harm no one
I thought you were supposed to murder it was all in fun
I see the monsters and the goblins
I'm a killer too
But then they call me sick so what was i supposed to do？
I come back from the other side i come for the people that took
away my life
Trick or treat bitch, my dead body speaks
You tricked me now it's only right that you try my rotten treats
trick or treat, trick or treat
Watch as the dead man walks the street (2x)
Mr. rotten treats got all the good shit over here boys and
girls,
I got balls freshly picked form detroit's biggest nutsacks,
I got milky bar with the delicious razor blade filling
I got fudge freshly packed from the worlds rarest fudge packer
Must return to the other side
But not before i take these bitches on a murder ride
Murder go round, the dead body clown
Put the treats in your mouth, and swish it all around
Excuse me little boy, but is your daddy home？
Thank you sonny here's a little treat now run along
Hey buddy, you thought i was dead, man
You probably stuffed the fucken shank in my head
It was the halloween i never ment to harm no one
I thought you were supposed to murder it was all in fun
I see the monsters and the goblins i'm a killer too
But then they call me sick so what was i supposed to do？
I see you to the other side
Your buddies and your neighbors can come along for the ride
Weak bitches, you thought that you had me beat
But this halloween i'm commin back with my rotten treats
Trick or treat, trick or treat
Watch as the dead man walks the street (2x)
Mr. rotten treats runs this bitch, bitch,
I got fried titty nipples, sweet acid drops,
Sweet chocolate covered nipple nuggets with the fresh creamy
shit filling,
Ask about my bitch she loves my cookie dough nut dribbles
It was the halloween i never ment to harm no one
I thought that you were supposed to murder it was all in fun
I seen the monsters and the goblins i'm a killer too
But then they call me sick so what was i supposed to do？
Welcome to the other side
(trick or treat, trick or treat
Watch as the dead man walks the street)
7.Piggy Pie(Old School)
The first little piggy, his house is made of wood,
He lives in a chicken turkey piggy neighborhood.
He likes to fuck his sister, and drink his moonshine,
A typical redneck filthy fuckin' swine!
I rode into town with my ax in my holster,
Everybody knows about the wicked piggy roaster.
The sheriff at the border, he tried to take me out,
I drew my ax with the quickness, and cut his adams apple out!
Walked in the village, and to the piggy's place,
He opened up his door, and shot me in the face.
It blew me off the porch, and blew my head in half,
But i'm a juggalo, so it only made me laugh. (hehe!)
Ax in hand, i rose like the dead,
And swung with all my might,
I made a thump noise in his head.
Since we out west, i grabbed the shot gun,
And blew his fuckin' tongue out the back of his cranium!
Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie.
There's nothing like the sound when you hear a piggy cry.
I might use a gun, (no!)
I might use an ax, (yes!)
The carnival's in town, come and get your piggy snacks!
The second little piggy, his house is made of brick,
And this little piggy is a mutha fuckin' dick.
He lays down his rules and reads you your rights
In that funny lookin car with the little blinkin lights
I drive a volkswagon bug 17 deep
Packed full of juggalo's lights out and we creep
To the piggy station and lay on the horn
First piggy out we blow his lungs out his uniform
Now the air kazoo like starsky and hutch
But there's only 2 of them the rest are out to lunch
They call up dunkin doughnuts to gather up the rest
25 piggy's with they bullet proof vests
We lead 'em on a chase, they blowin off rounds
Now they all front cuz we at the carney grounds
And they gettin swallowed by they very own greed
Dark carnival and wicked clownz cuz we need
Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie
There's nothin like the sound when you hear a piggy cry
I might use a gun, (no!)
I might use an ax, (yes!)
The carnival's in town come and get your piggy snacks (2x)
The last little piggy, his house is made of gold,
He lives in a mansion on his own private road,
I started walking down it, the guard he told me wait,
I snapped his fucken neck in 2 and slammed his nuts in the gate!
cuz this little piggy, must defiantly die,
I'm a lop his nugget off and toss it in the sky.
And then i watch the moon take the form of the devil,
And pull it out the sky, and beat it with a shovel.
People in my city, they fight for they meals,
He sleeps on a mattress stuffed with hundred dollar bills.
A ritchie is the devil, he never really made it,
So i'm a cut his hand off and slap his face wit' it.
Opened up his door, he's sleeping in his bed,
I grabbed a brick, and roller-laid it upside his head.
He begged for his life, i told him it's too late,
And tied his neck in a knot and watched him suffocate, cuz i
need
Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie
There's nothin like the sound when you hear a piggy cry
I might use a gun, (no!)
I might use an ax, (yes!)
The carnival's in town come and get your piggy snacks
8.I'm Not Alone
Maggots can't fuck with the shaggy
Cuz i got a crew bitch, a crew like you aint never even known
Carnival freaks from the ghetto zone
All waiten for the day to put you in your place
I had the fat bearded lady sitten on your face
Bitch boy bitchy you might get hurt
Dead carnival clown puttin in w-w-w-work
You think you the shit cuz you think you to the upper hand
But why don't you come and meet my boy the strong man
And he'll grab you by the head and squeeze until it pops
And shake your mutha fucken neck until your head flops
Cuz i'm runnin with the bianja mutha fucks
I'll make a voodoo doll out of ya, and flick your nuts
See i was born to cause a kid like carny ruckus
I came out the neden and started to choke ya mutha fuckas
I leave the school drop a stick in half way out your dome
The worst part about it is,
I'm not alone
Jokers and freaks deep in the night
Thought i was a nerd but ya picked the wrong fight
J-j-j-j-j-jimmy cracked corn but they don't care
They bust ya in the mutha fucken mouth with a chair (2x)
I'm a nerd, and all the bitches call me a nerdy geek
And they would love to stick they thumbtacks on my seat
And they would throw they spit balls at the class freak
And everyone of them bitches died in there sleep
Cuz i fuck around with books and the severed barn
Crystal balls, black magic and jokers cards
And at night just when i'm feelin lonely
The clowns come to my bed and juggle for me
So don't fuck with the shaggs cuz i cast spells
And don't come cryin to me when your tongue swells
I'm hangin with freak shows, like
Crab boy, snake boy, flipper and scab boy
And a man who can eat his own fucken face
And then shit it out and screw it back into place
If you don't think so you can suck my bone
Cuz i tried tellin ya man,
I'm not alone
Jokers and freaks deep in the night
Thought i was a nerd but ya picked the wrong fight
J-j-j-j-j-jimmy cracked corn but they don't care
They bust ya in the mutha fucken mouth with a chair (2x)
Well i like to hang with tall jess and jump steady
Nate the mack and violent j and uncle fredy
Chunky mutha fucky and scott they got my respect
But i really like to hang with ol' rubber neck
A freak show from the circus that you don't know
And i fucked the lion lady in the neden hole
And sometime she do an acrobatic flip on my nuts
And it feels so good
So tell your boys that the yellow beats are jump circuits
I walk around your neighborhood chokin mutha fuckas
I used to be a fool but then the jokers got juice
Shit changed when i started hanging out with zeus
And if you take me out you know i'm comin back again
With my homeboys jack and the cannon man
He come flyin out the barrel doin mach 9
With his fist commin straight for your spine
Never fuck with the shaggs cuz it's always ticken
I throw a curse and turn your ass into a chicken
So when you see me by my lonely in the ghetto zone
Mutha fucka better realize,
I'm not alone
Jokers and freaks deep in the night
Thought i was a nerd but ya picked the wrong fight
J-j-j-j-j-jimmy cracked corn but they don't care
They bust ya in the mutha fucken mouth with a chair
9.85 Bucks An Hour
chillin at the studio
Chillin at the studio 85 bucks an hour, so hurry up and loop a
beat mike, come
On!
I'm violent j but my homies call me shit-head, but thats my
homies to you im'
Violent j bitch, i put my boys on a track enen though they suck
'yo dog i'm dave, and i don't give a fuck'
I did a record deal, signed a contract, technically for island i
can only rap
But fuck that wit twiztid i'ma still spit, even though i got a
cold and i sound
Like shit
What the fuck was that, fuck it, leave it in that shit is phat,
ya heard this
Beat 80 times i'ma still freak it and if ya notice my shit don't
even rhyme!
Look at that, i aint even got a rap and it's still phat, my shit
went gold i
Got fat nutz and ur still flyerin parking lots, ya might say, my
vocals are up
Too loud, so i'ma turn 'em up louder to piss you off!
psychopathic records are
Genuisses, get off our penises, here comes the chorus but i got
no hook,
Instead i'll just fuck wit the phone book
(ring)
Hello？
Hello hairy sacks please？
Hello？
Hairy hey this is slim anus down at the cannery uh, dick shooter
left a
Boulintin, something about uh, you fillin in his slot tonight
down at the uh
Garage, we got a casement of fudge we need as many packers as we
can get uh uh
Sacks.
Hello？
My name is jamie madrox and i got fat balls, i'm always urinatin
in the motel
Halls, i got a big head the never fits a hat, so you aint see me
wearin a damn
Thing green bitch i'm far from rich i got a hooptie, with a
smash in the fender
And in the back tube, i got a broken tail light and i'll smash
you bitch get
Outta my way we got clown love phat props to the lyrical tom dub
It's the m-o, n-o and i can't even spell the rest, it takes too
long and i need
A fucking cigarette, i can't hear my right ear's mad wack so
shut the fuck and
Listen or get an ass kickin, i slap hoes and call 'em bitches to
their face,
And scream to 'fuck off bitch! twiztid in the place' so back up
recognize and
Check nuts, cuz simply my dear i don't give a fuck!!
(ring)
Psychopathic...
Yo this mo styles in the peace wussup son？
Hello？
Hey wussup son i'm looking for this deal ya know what i'm sayin
i got raps ta
Bust for yall, yall ready for mo styles i'm i'm bout kick this
flow you rady
For this shit or what？
Who's this？
I'm mo styles straight from the hood i got all my peoples on
1800 and crenshaw
We coming hard
(bring it bring it bring it bring it!)
My names 2 dope and sometimes shaggy, sometimes shaggs and
sometimes gweedy i
Gets mad stupid i gets mad ill and i done it all fine fuck i do
the spill
Strech my nuts back like a slingshot and plant 'em in ur mouth
stretch my hip
Like elvis wigglin my pelvis, last kid that stepped i applied
the kama punched
Stretched it back like a mutha fuckin bungy jumper wait!!
I'm violent j back to make ya smile more, i let my nut sack drag
on the tile
Floor, i kick free-styles for miles my gold comes in piles, i
worked on bell
Isle, i picked up deer shit, and i now i spit raps, i snap ya
neck, cuz my
Freestyles are fresh...
10.Halloween On Military Street
fuck damnit, another halloween
People on military know what this means
Houses on fire, their blowin up cars
Creatures on the streets, and razor blades in candy bars
Went to trick or treat the first house on my block
Spit in my face and gave me a rock
I tried to give it back and said i'll take nothing instead
Turned around and walked away and felt the rock peg me in the
head
Walked to the next house directly next door
And there i found an old lady dead on the floor
I said excuse me miss, but do you have a treat？
She lifted her leg and scraped flakes off her dead feat
I ran to the next house happy and giddy
There i seen a fat woman holding up her titty
I said 'trick or treat' she said 'treat or trick'
And squeezed on her titty until it fucken.....its to sick
The next house i was at back in the woods
I was a little frightened but fuck i want the goods
I knocked on the door, i heard a knock back
And then i heard 'come in' and yo i'm like, fuck that!
This house belongs to ms. cherryspoon
She said 'drop your drawers your treat is commin soon'
I quickly grew a stiffy but kept my eye's shut
A hand came out the mail shoot and flicked me in the nuts
I wobbled to the next house ready for the worst
And chillen in the drive was a long black hearse
I rung the door-bell and said 'is anybody home？'
Of course little boy have a sugar coated kidney stone
I walked in the field and to the next crib
It's friendly mrs. witherbee in her cooking bib
I said 'how bout some candy？'
She said 'how bout instead,
A nice hot fresh home made loaf of yeast infection bread？'
My bag became heavy so i rest on the curb
And riding on his bike, here comes little larry shurd
I snuk up behind him, and kicked 'em off his seat
I punched 'em in the neck and power bombed 'em in the street
Now my sack of candy has doubled in size
Up to the next house for my scary prize
I'm like trick or treat, trick, treat, ticky, dink
He opened up the door slapped my lips and didn't give me shit
Rocks through his window and ran across the street
To the big mantion
I'm in for a treat
I dinged on the dong, and here comes the butler
A big gumpy, tall ass lurch lookin muther fucker
I said 'hello mr. is there somethin for my sack？'
He reached into his pocket but i think he hurt his back
It's taken him an hour, my bag is open ready
But then he finally dropped it in my sack, a fucken penny
The next house is abandoned so forget it
But wait a minute
I think somebody's livin in it
I ran up to the porch
Trick or treat you can't hide
It was a crackhead he crawled in my bag and died
The next house was mine, the last on the block
My mothers sitting on the porch shining up her glock
I climbed on the roof with my brother jump steady
And we yelled
Happy halloween and clown love to the whole city
Fuck damnit, another halloween
People on military know what this means
Houses on fire, they're blowin up cars
Creatures on the streets, and razor blades in candy bars
11.Dogbeats
Yeah what you need？
Yeah let me get a large order of fries and ugh
No fries
Excuse me？
No fries man
Oh, well bust be out then
All right then give me a large double slam and...
Nope
What？
Can't do it
Why not？
No meat？
No meat
Man, damn... all right then, i'll take a salad then
Better grow yourself one
What's that？
We aint got no damn salad man
Ah, well then what the hell do you have？
We got the dogbeats
Oh yeah the dogbeats huh？
Yup all right, then i'll take an order of that to go then
Inner city posse's got the dogbeats
Icp we got the dogbeats
No you don't stop with the funk from the old days
Start on your head as the beat plays
Yo, the icp has got the dogbeats
Inner city posse and were playin for keeps
And i know you likin' this funk
Cuz i can hear my voice commin out the trunk
Of your ride, don't take me for a sucker
You leavin untended i'm a take the mutha 2 to the d to the o-p-e
Hittin 03 with the icp
I like bass, treble, and the temp stuff
Throw kick it in the back of a seventies bus
With that 40-o or that straw bull
Shootin' craps in the back of the liquor store
And i'm hittin, and we'll keep it at that
You out joe？ no, i'm too dope for that
Rollin and i'm headin for the clark park
Just finished shootin 8 with the dark shark
Seen the freak with the bright white tank top
Keep rollin cuz i know i'll see my bank drop
Homeboy if you wanna keep your riches
Stay the hell away from them more money
From the truck to the bukers to the jeeps
The icp has got the dogbeats
Bow-wow-wow
Yipy-yo
Yipy-yeah
Bow-wow-wow
Yipy-yo
Yipy-yeah (4x)
Street lights glearin off the windshield
Mear coke crackers on the general wheel
6 pack in the back and i'm dosin
Keep the sounds up find skate 1 thousand
2 dope gotta keep his own style
Home made kicken box 4 tendance
Posse p make the whole car hop
When we let the bass drop
Inner city posse's got the bad rep
Like my man on the cruches took a big step
And i can't stand the neighborhood menace
So i swell his chin like rocky denise
Bass in the car somethin stacks
I now hear me roamin them pontiacs
Everyone's brittle when the bass rocks
So i got a little somethin in the glovebox
Long black hair with the white rag
40 cent faygo in a brown bag
Jump steady, rude boy, and nate the mack
Chillen by my side cuz my posse's stacked
I know i'm gettin famous just think for a minute
Stole the car radio and my tape was in it
Sounds bringin life to the streets
The icp got the dogbeats
Bow-wow-wow
Yipy-yo
Yipy-yeah
Bow-wow-wow
Yipy-yo
Yipy-yeah (4x)
Inner city posse got the dogbeats (hit it)(3x)
Is in the house
Waitin at the light as my bass thumps
And i'm gettin jocked by these local chumps
They point, they wave, they stare, they look
I been jocked so hard i could write a book
Violent j down with the pimp daddy's (3x)
Smooth plush rides in the velvet caddie's
All the way live down jefferson
Inner city posse's got the best of them
When the tape and your system meet
Icp has got the dogbeats
Bow-wow-wow
Yipy-yo
Yipy-yeah
Bow-wow-wow
Yipy-yo
Yipy-yeah (4x)
Inner city posse got the dogbeats
Icp we got the
Dogbeats (4x)
12.Mental Warp
Staring at the ceiling, the roof has a face
It's telling me i don't belong with the human race
He's askin me to join him, in eternal sleep
I give him my soul, my body i can keep
Reaching just above me, i see my pillow's there
But yet i have no head, my head is on the chair
I'm starring at my body, i look as if i'm weak
So give me back my soul, my body you can keep
Sitting on my lawn
It's just before dawn
I listen to the screaming, another life is gone
I'm playing with the children, children of the dead
My mother says they're evil, my daddy give a shit
Their eyeballs are bloody, their skin is ever pale
They're askin me to follow, i shale, i shale
They dress me as a clown, i'm screamin as a loon
We dance upon the cemetery, underneath the moon
Here i come there i go, i'm a night walker
I'm starin at you sleepin through your window like a stalker
I'm taping on the glass,
I lick it with my tongue
I notice that the house is vacant,
I'm starin at no one
I must have fell asleep,
I woke up on the floor
Underneath the carpet, underneath the boards
I'm gagged with a dead rat, i lay for many weeks
The rat comes back to life, and is chewing on my cheeks
Coming is my helper, tangling my brain
Something's very wrong i can't describe this pain
I'm calling for my mother, i'm crawling up the stairs
My mothers laughing at me, and she's been dead for years
I'm falling down the stair case, tumble to the floor
I land up in the attic, next to the cellar door
I'm playin with the pigeons, they tell me many lies
They tell me i'll have wings if i let them peck my eyes
I hear a woman's voice calling from the dirt
I plant my little seed, and slowly she will spurt
And now she is a tree, i hear the heart pound
I take her in my arms, and we make love to the sound
The wind is my ebony blowing evil thoughts
Carrying the demons soaring with the heart
I put it in my body, the wind will bring the rain
Only lay its demon egg, deep inside my brain
They're calling me a killer, not saying that i'm not
My daddy's tried to kill me ever sence i was a tot
By poisoning my bottle, i feed it to my friend
Cuz if he dies my buddy, our friendship will never end
I'm sitting with the darkness, talking to the dark
It's singing lullabies, and stringing out the harp
I notice that the floor is warm and rather sick
It's cuz i'm sitting in my stomach
Mental warp
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